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In Which I Give You the Recipe for Those Chocolate Chip Cookies I Mentioned in My First Post Because There’s No Point in Being Coy During a Pandemic
Perfect* Chocolate Chip Cookies
*Listen, chocolate chip cookie opinions are wide ranging and very personal. I agree to recognize your opinions but retain the right to insist that they're wrong.
½ c. butter
½ c. brown sugar
½ c. granulated sugar
1 tsp. molasses (optional, but really gives the cookies a deeper, more complex flavor. I use blackstrap molasses, but any kind would work)
¼ tsp. salt
1 tsp. vanilla extract
¼ c. rolled oats
1 ¼ c. all-purpose flour
½ tsp. baking powder
½ tsp. of baking soda
½ c. chocolate chips or chopped chocolate bar (I much prefer the chopped chocolate bar because of how you get irregular fragments that melt very differently than standard chocolate chips, but you do you.)
Preheat your oven to 350 degrees.
In the bowl of a stand mixer, (Stop. I know you’re thinking, “I’m not really going to drag out my heavy stand mixer for a cookie recipe,” but this recipe takes A LOT of mixing in the first half. Consider yourself warned.) cream together the butter and sugar until it forms a light, smooth paste, scraping down the sides of the bowl with a spatula as needed.
Feed your seven-year-old a small spoonful of this mixture because it’s his favorite part and God help you if you forget.
Then, cream it together some more. No really, you think you’re done creaming it, but you’re not. This step is important because the sharp sugar crystals are piercing the butter and aerating it which will help give the cookies their chewy but crispy texture.
Probably you should have dragged out the stand mixer because now your arm is tired. I’m not going to say “I told you so” but remember this for next time. Go ahead and switch arms.
Now add the egg, vanilla, and molasses and just when you thought your arms were safe, you’re going to cream the heck out of the mixture again.
Have you switched to the stand mixer, yet? Make sure you dust if off first.
This is not a “cream together until the egg is fully incorporated” kind of recipe. This is a “cream together until the egg and the sugar have completed a complex set of contract negotiations that would make the Disney-Fox merger look like choosing sides for a t-ball game.”
This means that your mixture will get lighter in color, gain a fluffy texture, and eventually start its own streaming network.
Now, for the next part, you’re going to get off light.
Put your dry ingredients in another bowl and stir them lightly with a spoon until they’re evenly distributed. You’re welcome.
Add the dry ingredients to the mixer and mix on low until almost combined. There will still be light streaks of flour in the dough and clinging to the sides of the bowl. Remove from the mixer and scrape off any dough clinging to the paddle.
I know I initially promised you the ease of a stand mixer, but now I’m taking it away.
It’s time to add in your chocolate.
This part is best done by hand as it prevents the chocolate from getting broken up too much and the dough from getting tough by being over-mixed. Also, stand mixers often miss a small portion of ingredients at the very bottom of the bowl, and this allows you to make sure that gets incorporated.
However, the batter is stiff, and if your arm is tired from when you didn’t listen to me before, I guess I’m sorry about that, though probably not as sorry as you are.
Now, scoop the cookies onto greased baking sheets using a #40 cookie scoop. If you don’t have one, you can use two spoons or even your hands to make balls of dough the approximate size of a walnut.
Bake for about 12-13 minutes, remembering the Cardinal Rule of Cookie Baking—Do Not Over Bake.
You’ll think they aren’t quite done yet because they’re still a little soft and glistening in the middle, but they have to sit on the trays to set up for a full minute after you remove them from the oven. The carry-over cooking magic that happens during that minute will leave you with perfectly chewy/crispy cookies.
This recipe yields approximately 24 cookies, but it doubles well. And considering this is a pandemic, and that you dragged out your stand mixer (You did, right?), you should just make the double batch and freeze half the dough in cookie-sized balls. You can bake them right from frozen, just increasing the baking time by a minute or two.
After one minute, remove them from the baking sheet and place on a cooling rack, scoping out the cookie with the biggest pool of gooey chocolate and promising it a swift and merciful end as soon as it’s cool enough that you won’t scald your tongue.
If you make this recipe, I'd love hear about it in the comments. Stay safe, and happy baking!